Remember to exercise tards, its good for you. You're basically useless if you just a sack of potatoes and lard. Go run, lift weights, something just get the fuck outside. Try low fat tendies or even grilled marinated tendies, bug uncle scruff for some healthy tendy recipes. Or better yet earn your tendies by exercise. Don't be a loot pinata.
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Fair enough
Or they’ll get you strapped to the front of Wasterunner truck and have your holes traded for gas
Ratt was truly prophetic
If you’re not going to stay in shape at least carry overpriced Gucci gear so your lard ass is easy Minecraft loot
Refer to Faggot’s Field Guide, How to not be a Useless Bitch, Pt. 1
....link pls
Just search the website what the fuck do I look like to you someone who has time to set down their sippin thinner and huffin spirits to find some goddamn internet scribblins
That was beautiful.
I put together a home gym and started working out for this very reason. Also my plate carrier is heavy and the fit is tight.