Depending on the strength of your poop projector, you could use the crappy cheap water bottles and score the outside of it and/or cut off the top. On landing on a hard surface they split and splatter. This will also allow for pretty good crap fired/crap on target ratio. If you have more of an area target in mind, consider using a slightly more solid mixture in your manure missiles, and place a wax coated m80 with fuse cord (time according to desired burst height. Some math and experimentation suggested here. Don't wait till its time to fertilize the field to do your charts.) If your working in a more direct fire role, see Ammorn's post. Good luck in your doge dung discharging.
Also, depending on your dog, you may increase potential fertilizing potential through changing your dog's diet. Remember to pack the packages per your shit sender's potential. Bursting potato gun barrels are never fun. Especially with these types of loads.
I'd recommend adding water or pee and turning the dogshit into a thick slurry and use a large syringe to fill water balloons. I've heard of people using those cone shape paper water cups as a kind of sabot or wadding to keep water balloons from popping when shooting them from a potato gun. A respirator with a carbon filter, or gas mask will filter out the smell while preparing ordinance. Alternatively some pepper mint extract rubbed on your nose or a mask can cover most smells and can be found sold as essential oils.
When I was 12-13 we made a potato gun and my friends and I were hanging out in the back yard shooting potatoes over this big field behind the house. Well there was this younger neighbor kid that lived down the road, and always wanted to hang out with us. We'd always put him through hell to join our "club" or some sort of initiation.
Well this day we shot all the potatoes and are there with plenty of propane and nothing to shoot so I stab it in the ground and we try to shoot mud. Works. Sweet. We have a big doberman at this time and I see a massive turd on the ground and know what to do. Load it up, ramrod it down and we begin to convince the kid to let us shoot him with it so he can join out club. He finally agrees and I line up the shot and die laughing as I strike it and point the barrel to the sky. Raining dogshit.
Do it again but with a firmer turd. Line up the shot and TMOOMP it comes out SOLID and slaps the kid in the back/back of the head from like 20ft. He rips his shirt off and has a massive red mark on his back and runs home crying.
His mom comes down later and rips us all a new one.
My take is you'd want to contain the turds in the barrel with something like a big shotgun wad. If close enough in size, maybe a flimsy Dasani or Poland Spring 500ml water bottle. If bottle too loose you might need put a rag around it to seal it off from the propane charge.
Cut off the bottle neck with screw-top off so you are left with a cup. Then slice the cup all the way to the base in 4 spots at 90-degrees around the rim to create strips. Hold it together and fill up with turds then slide down into the barrel. When fired the cup strips should peel open and fall away from air resistance while the turds keep f;lying. Might need some trial and error.
I’d recommend a custom shit formula. Try eating Chinese food twice in a row preferably with extra soy sauce. Shit into a bucket and it should be liquidity but solid enough. Then fill rubber gloves with it and affix to the potato
Depending on the strength of your poop projector, you could use the crappy cheap water bottles and score the outside of it and/or cut off the top. On landing on a hard surface they split and splatter. This will also allow for pretty good crap fired/crap on target ratio. If you have more of an area target in mind, consider using a slightly more solid mixture in your manure missiles, and place a wax coated m80 with fuse cord (time according to desired burst height. Some math and experimentation suggested here. Don't wait till its time to fertilize the field to do your charts.) If your working in a more direct fire role, see Ammorn's post. Good luck in your doge dung discharging.
Also, depending on your dog, you may increase potential fertilizing potential through changing your dog's diet. Remember to pack the packages per your shit sender's potential. Bursting potato gun barrels are never fun. Especially with these types of loads.
By potato gun do you mean Taurus or Keltec?
I own one of each and you can't stop me!
The Davy Crapet Randy. It is a last resort shit missile to be deployed if the enemy breaks through the shitline. We're talking shit nukes here Randy.
Mr. Lahey, we're running low on supplies. Should we hit the L.C.?
Shithawks are circlin low randers. Get me the liquor or we may very well end up in the shit abyss tonight.
I'd recommend adding water or pee and turning the dogshit into a thick slurry and use a large syringe to fill water balloons. I've heard of people using those cone shape paper water cups as a kind of sabot or wadding to keep water balloons from popping when shooting them from a potato gun. A respirator with a carbon filter, or gas mask will filter out the smell while preparing ordinance. Alternatively some pepper mint extract rubbed on your nose or a mask can cover most smells and can be found sold as essential oils.
When we dealt with dead bodies, we’d just squeeze lemons into our noses
Story time.
When I was 12-13 we made a potato gun and my friends and I were hanging out in the back yard shooting potatoes over this big field behind the house. Well there was this younger neighbor kid that lived down the road, and always wanted to hang out with us. We'd always put him through hell to join our "club" or some sort of initiation.
Well this day we shot all the potatoes and are there with plenty of propane and nothing to shoot so I stab it in the ground and we try to shoot mud. Works. Sweet. We have a big doberman at this time and I see a massive turd on the ground and know what to do. Load it up, ramrod it down and we begin to convince the kid to let us shoot him with it so he can join out club. He finally agrees and I line up the shot and die laughing as I strike it and point the barrel to the sky. Raining dogshit.
Do it again but with a firmer turd. Line up the shot and TMOOMP it comes out SOLID and slaps the kid in the back/back of the head from like 20ft. He rips his shirt off and has a massive red mark on his back and runs home crying.
His mom comes down later and rips us all a new one.
TLDR: dogshit works
My take is you'd want to contain the turds in the barrel with something like a big shotgun wad. If close enough in size, maybe a flimsy Dasani or Poland Spring 500ml water bottle. If bottle too loose you might need put a rag around it to seal it off from the propane charge.
Cut off the bottle neck with screw-top off so you are left with a cup. Then slice the cup all the way to the base in 4 spots at 90-degrees around the rim to create strips. Hold it together and fill up with turds then slide down into the barrel. When fired the cup strips should peel open and fall away from air resistance while the turds keep f;lying. Might need some trial and error.
Shotgun wad -
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I’d recommend a custom shit formula. Try eating Chinese food twice in a row preferably with extra soy sauce. Shit into a bucket and it should be liquidity but solid enough. Then fill rubber gloves with it and affix to the potato
Edit: I cleared out a house in Fallujah with this formula. 3 people on the 2nd floor died from the stench
Don’t fucking lie to us; we all know Fallujah smelled this bad to begin with and you just TOWd their walls and 240d the rooms.
Chicken shit