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posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +17 / -0

Biden: *checks watch* we need to regulate assault weapons in the U.S. so they don't fall into the hands of dangerous people. *licks ice cream*

Taliban: *releases ISIS from prison*. Thanks for giving us literally thousands of actual assault rifles! We'll keep good care of them for you while we plan our next attack on you. *bombs our service personnel*

Biden: *sniffs children* That was Trump's fault. *falls asleep*