When the feds break your last layer of security, but you hear the familiar howl of your escaped windego
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Oh, ok. We really doing this?
Alright Fedbois - listen up. You don’t want to come to my house because vampires. Yeah, you read that right - Vampires.
I sublease my basement to a small community of undead bloodsuckers. They provide my after-hours security. And no, I did not pay a tax stamp for their teeth.
Would they need tax stamps for longer or shorter teeth?
Great Question! I don’t know because fuck taxes.
Gotta remember to feed the wendigo. Mfer always hungry. Make sure to keep the tannerite to <60%.
I only feed him bang and cocaine. Might seem redundant, but that's what he gets
Where did the wendigo thing come from? A patch shop I used to frequent had wendigo themes.
I didn’t even know what a windego was…
I had to look it up. I thought he misspelled Winnebago like the RV company. Maybe it “howled” because of a loose fan belt or something?
I’m also kinda retarded, so you can safely ignore anything I ever say.
I'm 1/16th Choctaw, so it's only cultural appropriation if you do it ;)
What about skinwalkers?
Fair game but much less effective lol