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Probably-Pooping 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, ok. We really doing this?

Alright Fedbois - listen up. You don’t want to come to my house because vampires. Yeah, you read that right - Vampires.

I sublease my basement to a small community of undead bloodsuckers. They provide my after-hours security. And no, I did not pay a tax stamp for their teeth.

GNN_RNR [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would they need tax stamps for longer or shorter teeth?

Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great Question! I don’t know because fuck taxes.

HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta remember to feed the wendigo. Mfer always hungry. Make sure to keep the tannerite to <60%.

GNN_RNR [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I only feed him bang and cocaine. Might seem redundant, but that's what he gets

VA-Pede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where did the wendigo thing come from? A patch shop I used to frequent had wendigo themes.

Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

I didn’t even know what a windego was…

I had to look it up. I thought he misspelled Winnebago like the RV company. Maybe it “howled” because of a loose fan belt or something?

I’m also kinda retarded, so you can safely ignore anything I ever say.

GNN_RNR [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm 1/16th Choctaw, so it's only cultural appropriation if you do it ;)

HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

What about skinwalkers?

GNN_RNR [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair game but much less effective lol