posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +9 / -0

Dog days of summer mean only one thing … you gotta wake up extra early to get drunk enough to shoot guns before noon.

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AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh, cops do that whole constructive intent thing if you have keys and shit faced. I know a guy that passed out in the back seat of his car and he caught a DUI because he had his keys on him. I think he's trying to run out the clock by not showing up to court and not getting picked up for the bench warrant.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guy in high school got busted cause he started his truck, then passed out. But how many cops get shit canned and still have access to their guns?