Uh-Oh! Lookout Frens! New Agents in Training.
(jabdodger.ninja)
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Demilitarize the IRS!!!
Taxation is theft and gun laws create a monopoly on violence in addition to being Unconstitutional.
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!
Gonna have to speak up a bit.
Tinnitus is a whiny bitch.
Welcome to Wendy's. May I take your order?
Yes I'd like 2 highpoint carbines -yes the anime tiddies one is fine-, 200 rounds of Hillbilly Hobo's hawt-ass hootin n' haulin handloads, 200 rounds of Ninja Jim's sneaky silent subsonics, and a side of deep-fried chinesium whisper pickles -make sure they're not to burnt this time-.
And yes I know this is a Wendy's. If I wanted Hks and a javelin that fell off a truck I'd be going to the steak place across town.
Lmao, it's like watching a bunch of ham sandwiches try and go to live in the wild. They go out all brightly wrapped in wax paper and aren't even worried about the first rain storm or hungry thing around that corner in the dark with a PSA special and $250 worth of plates.
You have personally attacked me.
I attack myself too fren.
If that kit can wipe, would you really be better off with moar Gucci?
Is 1/2 lb lighter really worth an extra $300 when you can just not wear pants instead?
This is the level of genius that keeps me coming back to this site.
I am more worried that they are specifically picking the softest, weakest people to be chewed up like hamburger meat so they can start martial law...
Yeah, that's a concern. Happily from what I understand that was some kind of unbelievably silly familiarity building exercise for interested applicants.
Those are just people who might want to maybe be agents. Not soon to be agents who wouldn't last five seconds against the first instagram rapper they had to audit.
That sounds like a funny matchup. I wonder if we could start a bestgunnit series about different groups and who would win a theoretical matchup?
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Time to go chat with ole Roscoe bout how great great granpappy dealt with the revenuers?
Aero special, but otherwise yes.
Aero? Damn I wish I was that well off.
Fuck, I should get a job there and do absolutely nothing so I can rise through the ranks.
Careful not to catch monkeypox there...
Doing nothing will not give you a promotion. You must help the globalists empty their balls. How you do it is up to you - hands, mouth, prison pouch, etc.
Just be weary of MonkeyPox. Also I’ve heard globalist gravy tastes like sulfur and cheese, so I’d avoid using the mouth unless you’re into that shit.
I'm not sure if I should be more or less worried after seeing this shitshow.