17 () posted 2 years ago by AlcoholicRetard 2 years ago by AlcoholicRetard +17 / -0 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
First off, you're a fucking Alpha Chad sexual tyrannosaurus Rex for carrying a .45.
That's why you're sweating too much. Just way too fucking awesome.
I would probably look into a cyborg body like robo cop. Ask Peter Weller how he did it.
If that doesn't work because I don't know what year it is or what's real or not, than I would go for a fancy coating.
Send that gat off for a cerakote. Get stainless pins and shit. Ask around for a full fucking Maritime action style shark shooting build.
Better, get it hardchromed and then parkerized and then oil the fuck out of it.
Then oil it some more.
Sweaty man demonstrating subject matter expertise...all guns get wet. Clean them. Some do better than others. But never stop sweating. It's your body exercising the demons.