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scruffyusp 10 points ago +10 / -0

First off, you're a fucking Alpha Chad sexual tyrannosaurus Rex for carrying a .45.

That's why you're sweating too much. Just way too fucking awesome.

I would probably look into a cyborg body like robo cop. Ask Peter Weller how he did it.

If that doesn't work because I don't know what year it is or what's real or not, than I would go for a fancy coating.

Send that gat off for a cerakote. Get stainless pins and shit. Ask around for a full fucking Maritime action style shark shooting build.

Better, get it hardchromed and then parkerized and then oil the fuck out of it.

Then oil it some more.