I was once married to a Desert Eagle .50 ca. She was quite a handful. We had to get a divorce after she found out I was cheating on her with a Barretta .380
She was like "what does she have that i don't have"
Israeli chicks are hot, but Italian chicks are classy. I think I will just be a Muslim so I can marry both of them. Problem solved.
?If you could marry your gun, would you do it?
We're not already married? My HK45c has been in my pants and in my pictures for years.
I was once married to a Desert Eagle .50 ca. She was quite a handful. We had to get a divorce after she found out I was cheating on her with a Barretta .380
She was like "what does she have that i don't have"
Israeli chicks are hot, but Italian chicks are classy. I think I will just be a Muslim so I can marry both of them. Problem solved.
Tiger stripe is best for desert eagle.
Or gold. If you're gonna go, go all the way.
Just do a religious marriage, you dont need the government for that, all you need is a priest.
I'm a little old to get the attention of a priest
NEVER TOO OLD!!!
One man, one gun. Unless you are Muslim then I can't say anything about that.
what about mormons?