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DRAGONBALLQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

?If you could marry your gun, would you do it?

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're not already married? My HK45c has been in my pants and in my pictures for years.

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DRAGONBALLQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was once married to a Desert Eagle .50 ca. She was quite a handful. We had to get a divorce after she found out I was cheating on her with a Barretta .380

She was like "what does she have that i don't have"

Israeli chicks are hot, but Italian chicks are classy. I think I will just be a Muslim so I can marry both of them. Problem solved.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tiger stripe is best for desert eagle.

Or gold. If you're gonna go, go all the way.