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Don't think of it as a van.
Think of it as a discount APC, minus the A.
Unless you give it the killdozer treatment, then it can be an APC. Then just add some firing ports.
Maybe I can make it sound cool. Let me try:
An APC with sunshades to protect the sensitive eyes of the soldiers within it.
An APC with a built in vacuum to handle those “oopsies” and stay clean between ops.
An APC that has screens so you can play COD to simulate missions.
An APC with an incredibly fuel efficient four-cylinder with tens of horsepower.
Maybe a rescue team could use the car seat anchor points to rappel down and retrieve my lifeless body after I jump off a bridge.
Ok that last one might be kinda cool…
I like panel vans myself. So much easier to pile into, no windows so it's not obvious to traffic that you've got a knife to someone's nutsack and are throttling them for Intel, and quick to get out of when you're getting hosed down with a gpmg.
Knife to the nutsack?
Thought we were past those kinds of incivilities. Thought we'd all collectively decided to move on to shock-prod enemas.
Look, I'd just be grilling a satani-pedo about how many tendies are in thier freezer, it's not like I'm trying to find out troop movements or the location of individuals in a chain of command.
I'm not a monster.
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Just think how many tendies are hiding in the Congresscritters places, or in a certain secretary's place.