One of my neighbors had a claymore under their tree last year. Unfortunately their damn cat set it off in the middle of the night. So I wouldn’t recommend asking for one of those…
If you don't have a 1911 yet, just get it out of the way to ease the Boomer spirit inside of you. Everybody needs 1, and it better be in the lords Caliber.
Santa crosses international borders and doesn’t give a shit. He doesn’t file paper work, doesn’t care about airspace, couldn’t care less about ‘laws’. Hell he is probably loaded on eggnog half the time. He lives a a frozen wasteland and would consider Siberia warm.
Of course Santa rocks an AK. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in the KGB.
As far as zap carry? Mini Draco. Lubed up with nog.
I want Santa to deliver a Beretta 1301 tactical.
But I doubt he will because of what I did to Blitzen last year. His rack is hanging just above my mantel next to the tree.
I heard Santa is bringing ammo.
The way my year has been going though, he'll get shot down before he gets to my place :(
Just ammo? C’mon bro you can do better than that.
One of my neighbors had a claymore under their tree last year. Unfortunately their damn cat set it off in the middle of the night. So I wouldn’t recommend asking for one of those…
I'm torn between building an AR15 or AR10 or getting a 1911.
But Santa has to drop off a new radiator and power steering pump first.
If you don't have a 1911 yet, just get it out of the way to ease the Boomer spirit inside of you. Everybody needs 1, and it better be in the lords Caliber.
Yeah I've had one back on the 100 year anniversary. Definitely a classic, but the best .45 on the market is the HK45.
10mm sure is pricey for the lord's caliber XD
my ruger 10mm 1911 is my favorite innawoods carry. shoots like a dream and enough power to save my bacon if the bacon decides to get feisty.
I thought we were talking about two world wars. Why you got to bring superior German Pistols into the conversation.
I want one of the high power clones too
I've heard the Springfield 35's are actually pretty good that introduced welcoming changes.
I definely want one at some point, but it will never replace my trusty Italian made 92FS. 9x19 Pastabello's at its finest.
What's Santa's zap carry?
Santa crosses international borders and doesn’t give a shit. He doesn’t file paper work, doesn’t care about airspace, couldn’t care less about ‘laws’. Hell he is probably loaded on eggnog half the time. He lives a a frozen wasteland and would consider Siberia warm.
Of course Santa rocks an AK. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in the KGB.
As far as zap carry? Mini Draco. Lubed up with nog.
brb, gonna lube with nog
Nog-lube.
The ONLY premium firearms lubricant with nutmeg.
and bourbon
anal irrigation ftw
Candy Cane gun in 45-70? In case a reindeer breaks a leg?
St. Nick strikes me as someone who never sent his Vektor CP1 back for the recall.
I just watched a recent Christmas movie.
He zap carries a Colt Walker, but also has a 1911.
Merry Christmas! Remember to wear eye pro so you don’t shoot your eye out, kid.
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