Charshootery
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Thanks Fren
You smoking peyote on the shitter again?
I’ve moved on to drinking Ayahuasca. You can drink it on the shitter. In fact, that is the best place to drink it.
Steal some of the kid's tub toys and lock yourself in the bathroom while you lay naked in the tub.
After an hour of writhing in your vomit and diarrhea, you'll begin your spiritual journey with the help of the friendly dinosaur that pukes water.
Then in the morning, you just flip on the shower and rinse down, you'll thank me later.
Ya know, I think something is wrong with me - I literally cannot vomit. I can’t burp either.
I’m kinda jealous of everyone else that can. I always just get a horrible case of the ‘oh my goodness, my insides are going to explode and I’m going to die’ diarrhea.
I’m convinced one of these days I’m going to shit out my own intestines. In my last dying moments, I will look like I have grown a tail with my insides dangling on the outside.
Shitting your guts out is a valid defensive tactic employed by sea cucumbers.
Hey I can't burp either!
Is that just natural DMT? I approve
Basically, yeah.
It also works as a natural laxative and sleep aid.