Because if you jam your surrogate phallus down your pants, you won't have a pp anymore.
Argue for why you carry the way you do. I'll start.
I use the 5-11 Select fanny pack because the only pistol I have is a full-size Glock 22, which would make me look super happy to see everyone if I put it in my waistband.
Depends on if I’m using crayons or colored pencils. Crayons are too damn tasty to hold for long.