This isn't a normal gay shit post that is normally on this site so if it's to straight forward then delete it I guess. As the title says I've seem to have lost a complete LMT lower. I had 2 LMTs and one DPMS complete lowers no more than 4 months ago. They were always in my gun safe or this bin that I have. I took at least one LMT out 4 months ago and built a 12" pistol upper for it. I went to grab my other LMT lower to try this trick I saw using a coat hanger and it's gone. The DPMS is still there (lucky me...) but the LMT is nowhere to be found. I live in a very nice neighborhood and nothing else is gone so I don't think someone broke in and just stole that. I literally don't have any friends so none of them could have stolen it and I have turned my house completely upside down looking for it for the past two days. The only logical explanation to me is I somehow must have thrown it out. I have no idea how that could have happened because it's not like it is small but it is definitely not anywhere in my house or shop.
I'm not really looking for anything from you guys I just wanted to tell someone who might understand and say how fucking gay it is. If any of you find a LMT lower I guess you're welcome.
That is all.
Always check the washer and dryer, I've lost so many socks and lowers in them.
That being said, hopefully you find it a stupid spot that you didn't even think of, I'm sure as soon as you get another one to mess with you'll find it.
The whole thing is it's not like it's very small or anything. Like I've torn my house and shop apart and it's just not here. I either somehow threw it away which doesn't seem like something I would do or somehow someone broke into my house and only stole that which also seems unlikely. I'm married so obviously I blamed her and said it was her fault somehow. Maybe her bull took it?
Check your boat
I sank my boat. (No joke I actually did sink my boat)
Alas, it was on the boat.
So you’re saying you literally lost it in a boating accident, huh?
No. Two separate incidents. I've broken/crashed/sunk/lost a lot of things in my life. It's expensive being stupid....
A truer sentence can not be found some days.
I've thrown away plenty of lowers by accident and forgotten about it so it's definitely a possibility. I've never heard of a bull taking parts though, only full guns. I'd check the cameras in and outside the house, she might have hidden it just to piss you off.
You may be on to something. You say you don't have friends. Does she? Or relatives? It sounds like someone took it thinking you wouldn't notice since you have so many.
She has family. I don't. But her family is her sister and her parents so I don't think they would do it. It has to be her bull.
Does her sister have kids or bf? Seems like something a young boy might do.
Not really. No kids or anything like that. She does have a husband but dude is like Carl or whatever his name is from "Mice and Men" he's just a big dumb guy who wouldn't hurt a fly. I stopped being/hanging out with scumbags like 15 years ago. In the past 5 years I've only seen 1 friend like 2 times so I don't hang out with anyone. The only "friends" I have are my wife and 2 year old son and neither of them took it. I'm like 78% sure when I was building that 12" upper 3 months back I had both of my lowers sitting on my kitchen table for like a week. The only thing I can think of is someone opend my front door, saw the lower and just took it then left. Like someone I don't know. But even that doesn't make any sense because I have a lot of other shit they would have taken, I would have noticed it and I live in close to a $1M home and my neighbors house are way nicer than mine. I had to have thrown it away or something. It feels like I ran over my dog or something. Just all around not good.
Okay, humor me here, but I have an idea. You're gonna need a mirror, a decent headlamp, some Force Flex trash bags, and some Dawn dish soap... DON'T fuck around and cheap out on any of this. What you're going to want to do is, first, place this mirror at an angle against a wall... not too shallow of an angle, though. Keep it around 45 degrees or so. Next, you need to take that trash bag and dump some of the dish soap into it and fucking spin it around your head until the inside is coated pretty well with a nice layer. Put on your headlamp, turn it on, and then - and this is the confusing part - grab the bottom of the trash back and push your hand upwards through the opening until you've turned it inside out around your arm and pull the drawstring tight around your arm. After this, it's all smooth sailing... just drop your pants, spread your buttcheek using the palm of your non-dominant hand, gaze deeply into the void between your legs using the mirror, and start fishing around in your ass for your lost lower. Don't puss out, either... you really need to get in there, man. Start with one finger, then two, then the fist, etc, etc. You've gotta get up around the bend of your descending colon where it goes transverse across your body in case that bitch is trying to play peekaboo around the corner like some punk ass bratty kid that thinks they're being funny.
If you have sub-par colon hygiene due to weak musculature, inferior genes, or a vegetarian diet, a towel would be nice to help contain the excess fecal matter or staunch any bleeding from having a tender lady-ass. Just getting looking, friend... I'm sure you'll find it.
I find undetonate 5.7mm round, wat do
Detonate. Reload. Repeat.
Well, mr dildosawzall I'm sorry to hear that you lost that lower.
I literally don't know what the fuck to say past that. (Shrug)
Yeah there's not really a lot to say. It's hella gay and I just wanted to bitch to someone about it and you guys are it.
It's one of those things that only a certain kind of people will get.
I find loaded mags for different guns all the fuck over my house. Coupla AK mags, a 1911 mag under the couch, 13 rd paraordnance mag on bed, HK45 mags every fucking place.
I stash them places or forget them and they just sit there. I have hundreds of rounds for a buncha different gats all over.
You're a human gun squirrel. ?
Lol that's a fair comparison.
But I bet squirrels don't lose grocery bags of ammo due to being drunk.
Did you check the lake?
Or any large body of water. They go there along with my 5/32” drill bits.
You don't even need water to lose your guns in a boating accident. Can confirm: Live in middle of desert wasteland.
It's all good. I'll print you another one.
I can sorta relate Bro but consider how fuckin awesome it is that we have so many parts laying around we can misplace a complete fucking lower!
At least it wasn't an early Colt SP1 Lower!
I can't help but think your dumb ass will stumble across it some day in the most ridiculous place and you'll go "Oh yeah!".
Don't ask me how I know this to be true but it is. (and it was WAY more valuable than your lower.)
I sure hope you're right. But that's why I think it's just gone. It was a complete lower with a SOPMOD stock so it's not like it could fall behind the couch or something and me not see it.
You check the garage? I once found a cz52 i forgot I owned in a bag in the garage.
Check safe or ask bulll.
Ahhh. I gotcha. I too, recently lost some firearms...
A few years ago I lost a complete bcm upper with eotech. I was at the range and started talking to some guy. Got distracted and left the upper on the trunk of my car. I eventually left and lost the upper somewhere on my way home. Theres still a fuck ton of scratches on my trunk from it bouncing around. I understand the fiscal cost of being a retard.
One of the things that sucks the most is just not knowing what the hell happened to it? Did I throw it away somehow, did someone steal it, what? Those are the only two things I can come up with and if you were to ask me how likely they would be I'd say there's a 1% chance of either of those things happening. It's literally just gone.
Check the refrigerator?
Really not a single ghost gun joke?
These things happen. It's probably holed up under your house with a litter of baby lowers.
Look in the litter box. Cats love to bury them. Also your name is great. That incident happened in my hometown.
Have you checked behind the desk, any tables or behind any drawers? ?
Did you check with your local foreskin chewing neighbour? He may have ran out of foreskins and decided to start stealing firearms