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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link from patriots.win posted by u/blvntbr/

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either that or he'll be called a 'white male'.

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

I built a heavy machinegun out of wood dad was saving for some shit. 😁

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

The target being a pissed off furball with sharp claws gives you a good reason to become a better shot.

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Whimpy13 10 points ago +10 / -0

Light switches? Don't you have pets, family members or Alarm clocks?

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, the thing is you don't draw while belt-carrying. First thing you gotta do is to disable any kind of safety. Then when the shit hits the fan you drop down on your side (sliding is optional), distract the threat with the loose shorts view of your pucker hole, while grabbing the gun at it's base and jerking it forwards and back to fire.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the G98(?) in the background is using the tree.

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Originally posted on patriots.win by u/Frosty468

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't they also tie ropes around themselves as body armour? It might also have helped slow bleeding since they're a big pressure thing?

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can hear their soft paws disturb the gravel outside my shelter. They're afraid but curious. After not to long one of the braver utter it's mating call UWU! What's this!?

The rainbow coloured anti-fursonnel mine with a suction cup dildo mounted on it has been too inviting.

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was zap carried in San Fagcisco.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

It should have a serial number just on front of the trigger guard. Colt have an online thing where you can find out more about the gun with through the serial number.

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's only murder because he died outside of a hospital so they couldn't get $48K for a Covid death.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heaven High Ground.

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Found at patriots.win

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could you fill the hollow part of hollow points with coke?

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where does tannerite filled plate carriers fit in?

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paint the cock black and the hull rainbow and write BLM on it and nobody dares mess with it or they'll be called racist homophobes.

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