Gretchen Half-Whitmer Mandated EDC
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TRUE TLDR: wear a covering over your nose & mouth, it will be 90-99% effective depending on the weave and material density. Stay 6 feet away from people because you can still get infected by airborne virus/bacteria thru your eyes.
Nah dude, farts smell because you're not just exuding methane but also sulfur-based organic compounds (hydrogen sulfide, dimethyl sulfide, I suppose thiols possibly if you eat dangerously overprocessed tendies too).
Sulfides are noticeable by smell at concentrations of around 0.2 parts per billion. In other words, your cropduster doesn't need much fertilizer to spread the unholey nasty to everyone within 1-10 feet of you (depending on your diet).
You do not fart out bacteria. The smallest bacteria are 50,000 times bigger than hydrogen sulfide molecules. Bacteria does escape your anus, but it's (literally) in the form of poop - as your food passes thru your intestines, some of your gut flora goes along for the ride and continues to breakdown what you've eaten until (and even after) you've expelled it.
TLDR pt 2: Cloth masks will protect you from inhaling airborne bacteria/viruses with 92-99% efficacy depending on the density of the fabric and tightness of the weave. They will not protect you from the smell lizurds propagate when they talk because they gobble up shit like gun control propaganda at rates too high for human consumption (and eating shit affects their breath).