Not just weapons fire but Archery can really terrify a crowd, especially during a pep rally, I should know. You see, this one time back in high school we took a compound bow to the giant outdoor pep rally for the big homecoming game. I got the idea of doing that when they tried to have us do archery in gym class but one of the deaf girls in the class accidentally shot an arrow into the gym ceiling. I didn't understand that at all, like, you're deaf, not retarded. Could you not hear where the target was? This deaf girl annoyed the shit out of me because whenever we got to watch movies in class, we had to put on closed captioning for her. I took a history elective class specifically because I heard you got to watch Saving Private Ryan in it, but she was in my class too and the closed captioning pretty much ruined the movie. It said dumb shit like [GUNSHOTS] and [BOMB EXPLODES] - like no shit man you can clearly see bombs exploding and guns shooting. Maybe there are two versions of closed captioning, one for deaf people, and one for the mentally challenged that just explains things happening in the movie to them. Actually that would be kind of cool if they did that because my girlfriend sucks at understanding basic plots to movies.
Not just weapons fire but Archery can really terrify a crowd, especially during a pep rally, I should know. You see, this one time back in high school we took a compound bow to the giant outdoor pep rally for the big homecoming game. I got the idea of doing that when they tried to have us do archery in gym class but one of the deaf girls in the class accidentally shot an arrow into the gym ceiling. I didn't understand that at all, like, you're deaf, not retarded. Could you not hear where the target was? This deaf girl annoyed the shit out of me because whenever we got to watch movies in class, we had to put on closed captioning for her. I took a history elective class specifically because I heard you got to watch Saving Private Ryan in it, but she was in my class too and the closed captioning pretty much ruined the movie. It said dumb shit like [GUNSHOTS] and [BOMB EXPLODES] - like no shit man you can clearly see bombs exploding and guns shooting. Maybe there are two versions of closed captioning, one for deaf people, and one for the mentally challenged that just explains things happening in the movie to them. Actually that would be kind of cool if they did that because my girlfriend sucks at understanding basic plots to movies.
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Im about to wake my wife up from laughing so hard