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45_NAARP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cuz I slot floppies in low places

Where the pedo's riot and the air tastes

Of kerose-ee-eene

Cuz order doesn't reign supree-ee-eeme

Yeah I slot floppies in low places

Cuz I got a PSA

To shoot the faces

Of those fuckin faaa-aa-aags

Who vote to ban my maa-aa-aags

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45_NAARP 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd recognize Big Dick Clint anywhere

"Handguns and rifles do the same thing. They put holes in people. But a shotgun, at the right range with the right load, will take a chunk of shit off your opponent and throw that shit on the floor and you have to clean it up later with a shovel"

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45_NAARP 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got to shoot one a few times as a teenager when I couldn't even begin to appreciate it

And I'm not in a place where I can justify $1,200+ on a new gat (when I have so many already that I don't shoot often enough as is...)

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45_NAARP 3 points ago +3 / -0

They shoot good.

I have a hard time racking them.

My those tiny slides were made for half-starved commie satellite state police with emaciated hands. My sausage links can't grip them right.

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45_NAARP 2 points ago +2 / -0

I shoot 1911s in OG caliber way better than striker fired 9s.

Went shooting for the first time in a year last weekend. First 7 rounds with pistols I used my buddy's Jamteen at 10 yards. I put the first 2 in the bull, 3rd in the 8 ring and the last 4 in the 9 and 8 (2 each)

I love my glock 17 but my hits are just dogshit. Low left alternating between the black & non-scoring, with the occasional super super focused shot going in the 7 or better.

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45_NAARP 3 points ago +5 / -2

At this point I am so fucking sick of the protests, riots, marches, liberal self-righteousness and absolute bullshit that I'd almost rather empower the police state to act and do whatever the fuck they want whenever the fuck they want to.

At least then it would be an even playing field.

They want to kick my door in at 3am and shoot me in bed for no reason at all? Fine. Red Flag Laws mean they could have at any time already in the last 5 years.

They want to empty their p-mags into crowds of peaceful protestors without provocation? Fine. It's about time the ultra-priveleged, race-shaming elitist white liberals also understand what it's like to be targeted and killed for having done nothing wrong.

And at least that would rack up some more dead commie kills

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45_NAARP 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like how we play the role of scientists in this situation.

Because we'll literally experiment with how many 556 hits those plates will take

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45_NAARP 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks uncle scruff.

Got divorced a couple years ago, so I know how this goes, and this isn't making me wish I had my ex wife back either.. This was just the first real, meaningful relationship I (thought) i had since then so it's really kicking my faith in people in the teeth

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45_NAARP 13 points ago +13 / -0

Already did. I've got $180 airline voucher and I have a week of vacation coming up, just trying to figure out what to do with it now

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45_NAARP 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yea, I do, my best friend called me tonight & gave me some good perspective.

Even if this hasn't happened, the kind of person capable of doing that isn't the kind of person that it would ever work out with - if it hadn't been this, it would have been some other lie or manipulation or deception or betrayal 6 months from now or a year from now or 2 years from now and i'd have lost even more of my time on her.

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45_NAARP 18 points ago +18 / -0

My guess is she's one of the few who actually puts in range time.

Minute of headshot at 12 yards should be a guaranteed hit at a relatively stationary target. Not her fault knife-man didn't know how to hold a hostage correctly

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45_NAARP 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll die on this hill with you. Let me know when the feds get close and I'll take the first few rounds for you

Edit: nm, I thought this was a 1/2 inch sbr. Offer still stands.

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45_NAARP 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no desire to watch any Stephanie Segal movie.

What the fuck am I looking at? What was the movie trying to demonstrate with this?

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45_NAARP 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fun fact, Bruce Campbell wasn't acting during the entire Burn Notice run. He was legit drinking mojitos, banging and living with rando 60 y/o cougars (those weren't extras, they were just dropping him off at the bar) and he had no idea why Mikey kept calling him "Sam".

Most days he'd get fed up with the lazy prick in the folding chair getting mad and yelling "cut", so after the 5th or 6th time he'd just go with it and stop reminding Mikey that his name is Bruce.

After season 1 the production budget had to account for the average length of time it took to get ahold of Bruce's girlfriend, find out what bar she would drop him off at, and setup up 2 cameras, a boom mike and get the cast there before he arrived

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45_NAARP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck, we can also do multiplication in metric

7.62mm x 25mm = fire balls & level II penetration

9mm x 19mm = nice glock

9 x 18 = commie milsurp

7.62 x 39 = nice AK

7.62 x 54r = gun's been overpriced since 2010

5.56 × 45 = liberal tears

5.45 × 39 = solution looking for a problem = long winded excuse why you never got around to buying a '74

5.7 x 28 = flex on the poors

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45_NAARP 14 points ago +14 / -0

Imagine cleaning a Glock

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45_NAARP 5 points ago +5 / -0

I really need a sexKS

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