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BigSkyRattler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now jump out of the tannerite dog's blast radius, robot fuckboi.

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BigSkyRattler 8 points ago +8 / -0

These are the kind of people you hit with your car for coming to your lake.

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BigSkyRattler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't lie. You're either fat or super skinny. There is no in-between for a 'tist.

*or you are ripped but are also legitimately retarded and have a diagnosis to prove it.

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BigSkyRattler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Broke college kids are usually commies and thus not people, so you must vet your outsourcing carefully.

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BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is 300 winmag reloaded with black tips?

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BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

6.5 Carcano has me conflicted though. I feel like it should be more right just because it was used to kill a dem. That and 6.5 Carcano was also developed under a divine monarchy.

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BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

This friend is unable to ask for themselves at the moment as they are hogtied in a silk rope and coated in Stubb's Original BBQ Sauce™

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BigSkyRattler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too, but I'm not retard famous or active enough to be so.

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BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

So some guy shot his pistol at a passing (heavily damaged) plane out of autistic rage at being shot down. Saw it crash (because it was heavily damaged, probably by turrets that have, look at that, a set of m2 brownings) and then told all his friends in POW camp that he shot down a Zero with a pistol.

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BigSkyRattler 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the M2 has a substantially more impressive kill list. Name a 1911 that has killed aircraft and destroyed vehicles.

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BigSkyRattler 9 points ago +9 / -0

John Moses Browning's wet dream was the M2A1, think of his creation that is actually STILL is standard use all over the world, unlike the 1911 which is almost entirely regulated to fudds and Liberal Commissioned Officers too dumb to use an M9 or M17.

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BigSkyRattler 9 points ago +9 / -0

.45-70 Mare's leg. You only get 3+1 but with fireballs like that you disable your target even if you miss.

*You also deafen yourself too, so just load with black powder and use the smoke cloud to run away.

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BigSkyRattler 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT DID YOU SAY? SPEAK UP.

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BigSkyRattler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed. Show toes or post meth to redeem your self op.

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BigSkyRattler 14 points ago +14 / -0

Go out to a 5 digit forestry road and shoot off a blue flare at 75° aiming at 315°NW. When the bushes start to rustle, about 72 minutes later (no earlier) look south east and say, "¿Tại sao cá hấp dẫn?" The rustling should stop and out of the bush to your left a smooth voice should reply, "Koska olet sateenvarjo." Now you need to whip your cock out in one movement and promptly urinate on your left shoe and scream like a hentai girl. Now the ritual is complete and you may accept that you glow and are still a faggot.

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BigSkyRattler 3 points ago +3 / -0

This fucker glows though. The account literally only started posting yesterday.

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BigSkyRattler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Government agents practicing? What? They don't practice, they just have smart bullets that are tuned to seek out dogs/small children/and pregnant women.

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BigSkyRattler 13 points ago +13 / -0

You stopped doing that? No wonder that game of bathroom stall chess never got finished.

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BigSkyRattler 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should stop fucking around with that reduced capacity shit and make ammo at full speed. We are going to need it.

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