Not a foot or finger on the trigger to be seen.
So I know this doesn't exactly match the theme of this board but I really can't resist. I was looking to go and buy a new welder for myself and stumbled upon a Craigslist ad for one, started the whole bullshit of getting details and stuff. They claimed to be a LT in the Air National Guard and needed to sell this thing before. Being redeployed to a new location and then they sent me a link to an "ebay" listing for me to purchase it. The only way to buy it was eBay gift cards. This seemed like bullshit so I looked into it. It totally is, none of the links on this ebay work right. So I am now here to share the information of this abhorrent individual with you all. Let's make this faggot regret the day they were born.
"Ebay listing" http://ebay.com-itm-miller-trailblazer-model-welder-generator.cvsen.top/192841055180%3fhash=item5b7726cbcc:g:T2gAAOSwSMZeg/
Craigslist Ad https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/tls/d/pullman-delivery-available-302-gasoline/7283658274.html
Phone number +18634381619
Email address [email protected]
Givem hell bois
So as the title says, I am having trouble posting images on the site. It keeps telling me that my "post must be Text, image, or a link." or something gay like that even though I have the stupid thing selected as an image post and a picture uploaded. This is pretty thoroughly pissing me off as it has been keeping me from posting pictures of gats and feet.
First, you have mostly good taste and I approve of many of the songs and artists you have in the list. Second, fuck you. I'm sure you are laughing your ass off knowing that "All Star", "Gucci Belt", and "No Cock like Horse Cock" have all appeared unexpected on my drives home from work. Third, you totally need to add more of the 2nd South Carolina String Band.
Anyways, if you're with us. You are a glorious autist and thank you for compiling a playlist so us lazy people don't have to.
So, I got to thinking about getting a new gat (a state of mind I am in quite literally constantly) and I was looking at where I wanted to do the transfer. First off, I got mad I can't order it from the catalog over the phone or online and have it on my doorstep next business day. Second, I came to realize that my go-to guy, a man I shall simply refer to as "Wonkey Eye Will" closed up shop a few years ago and it made me remember a bunch of little things about his shop, and in thinking about it I'm pretty sure "Wonkey Eye Will" was in fact an OG autist. My reasoning is as follows.
- Will had the cheapest little rental space imaginable and it was stuffed almost to the bursting point with the most ridiculous guns you can buy.
- He would constantly tell you about the impending revolution and how it will be fought and won by both fat old men with their hunting/precision match rifles sitting in hidey-holes taking potshots at tyrants and the next generation of freedom loving Americans too young or dumb to fear death and thus willing to charge head on into gunfights.
- The man bought a 16" revolver for the shop before the heritage rough rider was hitting r/gundeals.
- Had a Serbu single shot 50bmg sitting front and center for a while and would throw in 5 rounds of API-T if you bought it with a box of 50 ball.
- Bought guns that he had to know no sane person would buy just because he liked to talk about them or he was just showing off something he really bought for himself, such as, a Cobray Terminator, a blunder buss with a bag labeled "rocks n' shit", a revolver with a 16in barrel, KelTec shit, literally always had Hi-points (one of which was a dollar print that reappeared sporadically), and various other little oddities.
- Never wore closed toe shoes, and always wore shorts and some kind of tacky button up shirt.
I miss Wonkey Eyed Will's gunshop.
