I was once married to a Desert Eagle .50 ca. She was quite a handful. We had to get a divorce after she found out I was cheating on her with a Barretta .380
She was like "what does she have that i don't have"
Israeli chicks are hot, but Italian chicks are classy. I think I will just be a Muslim so I can marry both of them. Problem solved.
One man, one gun. Unless you are Muslim then I can't say anything about that.
Just do a religious marriage, you dont need the government for that, all you need is a priest.
?If you could marry your gun, would you do it?
NEVER TOO OLD!!!