Blem 7" Geissele Mk... 8? 14? Can't remember offhand. They quit making the 7 inch ones, which is sad. 7.5 Faxon barrel. Got an AGB, but you don't need one... that port needs to be wide open for reliability. It's a little too close to the edge for reliability, but I haven't had problems yet except for a couple suppressed subsonic rounds.
Gotta drop your shorts and let your iron clatter around on the ground as you kick your pants and shoes completely off in the stall and move them clear of the impending chaos that's about to ensue... you know, really grab their attention. While everyone is wondering what to do and staring at your enormous gat as it flags them all, you proceed to plant both your bare feet firmly on the seat, hug the tank and/or piping with all your might, and drop a mighty shit on the bare floor right in front if the toilet. If you're a sprayer, make sure your angles are right to project your shit forward and away from the toilet... remember, no poop in the toilet - we don't want people thinking this is an accident. This is a dominance display. After the storm subsides and your bowels are evacuated, stand up and dress briskly enough to make people aware that this is a no wipe situation. Open the stall and stroll confidently and calmly to the sink, making eye contact and nodding politely, fix your beard and hair, don't wash your hands, and then go back out into the wild.
I want to finish my 10.5 upper so bad, but some guy at Vltor has been flexing his Mlok CASV prototype handguard since January and it's got me hooked. I've already got a 10.5 barrel and the upper and everything... I just can't do it yet. I want to operate in my kitchen with a 5.56, too... .300 BLK is costing me too much in kitchen pops.
Everybody is pissed about height over bore, and rightfully so, but can we stop and talk about that Fortis Shift grip and picatinny placement? Maybe some honorable mentions for that right angle bolt handle turn?
Also, is that a phantom muzzle device out front? Looks like someone added one, got PTSD from imagining the sound of it going off, and then removed it.
I bought my ModLite from a cop in New Jersey off GAFS... was seriously waiting the whole time for him to say something about all my bestgunnit shit talking.
You need some "Bestgunnit DeviantArt Manager-in-Training" flair or something.
Could you imagine the pussy reek that must emanate from that motherfucker? Plus, I'm pretty sure he uses expensive tinted lip moisturizers... I mean, just look at the shine on them cock zambonis.
I'm not going to lie, I waffled back and forth on whether it was black or brown. I couldn't remember, so I went with the most offensive one from an American perspective. Fortune favors the bold.
Don't kink shame me.
I'm about to go sneakily drink beers in a public place while obnoxiously recording a fireworks show that I'll never watch in the future. May sneak in a couple selfies for the gram if I'm feeling cute, idk.
Gee fellers, this place sure is swell! I'm so excited for you boys to show me all the vertical grips on your sub-26" pistols. Saaaayyy, can any of you gents show me how to make a thread adapter for an oil filter? I'd sure appreciate some pictures of your examples held up next to your government issued ID for scale. How about we all rig up our shoe laces to imitate fully automatic fire? Golly, that'd just be aces!
I realize I got trigger happy and didn't actually catch a pic of the goddamn spider in the cup, I know. You're gonna have to trust me on this one, friends.
Legends never die. This is why we're all here together.
Awww yissss. No half measures. I forgot that your maplesucking stepper-in-chief likes to go full "Mammy" with his blackface. Get me some red lipstick, an apron, and a head wrap... they're gonna beg me to run for office by the time I'm done.
Should've been a tin full of black shoe polish.
Aspen? I dunno, the French are assholes.
If you build it, they will come. Like moths to a flame, them thots crave attention.
The mods said unto the Reddit pharaohs, "Let my people go," releasing our tribe of chromosomally challenged retard bumblefucks to roam the desert in search of the promised land. We are home, friends... the land of milk and honey. Or buttermilk battered tendies and honey mustard, if you're into that kind of degeneracy.
Someone please start snapping pics of all your hot beer and brat sharts so this guy can get his rocks off.
I'm trying hard not to make a joke about you and hot dogs since we're just kicking off here. Don't wanna pick all that low hanging fruit. Thanks for getting this shit back up and running. Happy 4th, borther.
You're using it to flip burgers on the grill today, right?
Haha poopchute go brrrrrrt