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KeepAmericaGreat247 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's long past time we staged a 1775-style mostly peaceful protest.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 14 points ago +14 / -0

Accelerationism is gay too

Boog now, boog tomorrow. Either way, we boog.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 4 points ago +4 / -0

It won't be a benis for long in pants that tight.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 2 points ago +2 / -0

one real meth >> a harem of non-meth

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KeepAmericaGreat247 20 points ago +20 / -0

My wife hasn't fucked her boyfriend since March. I wish I could satisfy her on my own, but as a cashier at the local CVS I'm an essential employee and I don't want to expose her to whatever deadly disease I may have picked up while fighting on the health care front lines. I accidentally bumped into her once while I was delirious after a grueling four-hour shift (thank goodness I had my mask on) and it freaked me out!

Anyway, I'm going to get her a Sybian. I can 3D print an attachment modeled after her boyfriend's penis once he sends me enough pictures to build a model in CAD. I've been emailing him nonstop for almost a week now and I guess he just hasn't had the time to send them.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't wait to buy a .40 caliber Hi-Point and one box of ammunition.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 29 points ago +29 / -0

Lighthearted humor is fine but I'd like to keep the actual autism out of this particular post.

Here's a serious question: how does it feel being this big of a faggot?

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KeepAmericaGreat247 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know what I've been told

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

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KeepAmericaGreat247 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep the trickle of content coming. You must have quite a collection.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 6 points ago +6 / -0

She has a great personality, though!

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KeepAmericaGreat247 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit--I made this.

Well, I put the guns and nods in.

I'm not mad someone "stole" it; I'm just perplexed and a little honored that a stranger on the internet thought my shitty MS Paint job was worth saving for over a year.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 2 points ago +2 / -0

God, I wish I wasn't poor. I graduated with a STEM degree back in May and I'm still looking for a real job almost exclusively so I can buy cool shit like that.

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KeepAmericaGreat247 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is just a standard Crown Royal bag. I wasn't aware that they came in any other colors.

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