The tree of liberty is parched.
It's long past time we staged a 1775-style mostly peaceful protest.
Accelerationism is gay too
Boog now, boog tomorrow. Either way, we boog.
It won't be a benis for long in pants that tight.
river crossing by US soldiers in Vietnam
one real meth >> a harem of non-meth
skynet faggot
Fuck you, cocksucker.
My wife hasn't fucked her boyfriend since March. I wish I could satisfy her on my own, but as a cashier at the local CVS I'm an essential employee and I don't want to expose her to whatever deadly disease I may have picked up while fighting on the health care front lines. I accidentally bumped into her once while I was delirious after a grueling four-hour shift (thank goodness I had my mask on) and it freaked me out!
Anyway, I'm going to get her a Sybian. I can 3D print an attachment modeled after her boyfriend's penis once he sends me enough pictures to build a model in CAD. I've been emailing him nonstop for almost a week now and I guess he just hasn't had the time to send them.
God damn it, motherfucker.
Gtfo, noguns faggot.
That was also my least favorite part.
I can't wait to buy a .40 caliber Hi-Point and one box of ammunition.
Lighthearted humor is fine but I'd like to keep the actual autism out of this particular post.
Here's a serious question: how does it feel being this big of a faggot?
Vagonica Metherino
I don't know what I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
I want to polish both of her barrels.
Keep the trickle of content coming. You must have quite a collection.
She has a great personality, though!
Holy shit--I made this.
Well, I put the guns and nods in.
I'm not mad someone "stole" it; I'm just perplexed and a little honored that a stranger on the internet thought my shitty MS Paint job was worth saving for over a year.
God, I wish I wasn't poor. I graduated with a STEM degree back in May and I'm still looking for a real job almost exclusively so I can buy cool shit like that.
to machineguns.
The bills that are covered up are hunnits.
This is just a standard Crown Royal bag. I wasn't aware that they came in any other colors.
kys noguns faggot