by HypJii
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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which is impressive as it will be hard for them to hear me over the Gilbert Gottfried 2A Russian Hardbass Earrape Mix 10hr loop ill have on all speakers

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Liberatevia300AAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you have a stamp for that, son?

Wouldn’t you like to know, fedboi

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Liberatevia300AAC 9 points ago +9 / -0

Goddamnit go max out your credit cards so I can loot you you can be more effective

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Liberatevia300AAC 6 points ago +6 / -0

They can’t take over, their weak bones crumble at the sight of my raw, sexual Tyrannosaurus manliness

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Liberatevia300AAC 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who’s going to send an occupying force once we’re all economically devastated and champing at the bit to throw milkshakes at each other because FoxNN told us the other people haet us? And what will be the official currency?

I’ve got a couple lunchbawkses full of caps but that’s just because if I’m wrong I can always fill the back with sihm tecks amd have a fun welcome mat for the inevitable raiders.

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chinese clock app just sold your contact info to President Sniffy

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

I applaud your foresight in filling the rail space here. Now go ahead and trim that foreskin.

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Liberatevia300AAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

How is that different from a normal zap holster sleeve?

by HypJii
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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +6 / -1

Take off your pants and panties.

Shit on the floor.

It’s time to get krinky in here.

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Liberatevia300AAC 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine trying to call us faggots when you’ve got covers on your toesies indoors and unironically put a brace on your shortiboi get the fuck out of here I’m gonna take your mum to a nice steak dinner and never call her back

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Liberatevia300AAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe i should drink much wodka and speak with friends in Wolf, bear, and Tula about opening American arm of manufacturing for them.

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

I appreciated Trevor Moore’s emphatic plea to ‘bring back the guillotines’

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Liberatevia300AAC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seltzie bois are gréât especially with vodka in them. Shiner is absolute trash, both from a taste standpoint and just honest consistency. Amazing that Gambrinus can fuck up a beer so fast after purchasing it; I’m pals with a former brewer of theirs and he has less than flattering memoirs of their brewhouses.

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Liberatevia300AAC 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hang on to what you got and keep your ears open for impolite knocks

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Liberatevia300AAC 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why do we let people worth multiple millions of dollars tell us anything about how to enjoy our meager lives?

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Liberatevia300AAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pistols at dawn ill kill and die for Lone Star

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Liberatevia300AAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s Eliza Dushku firing a DshK you fucking philistines.

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Liberatevia300AAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hold krink while she touch my dink.

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Liberatevia300AAC 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just don’t fucking get it?

Was the plan to arm the taliban all along and this is some backdoor way of doing it? What in the actual fuck is going on?

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Liberatevia300AAC 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well no shit; there’s people quite literally using threats of violence to remove our rights for their political gain. That’s definitionally terrorism.

Or did you mean the part where we abandoned a bunch of goodies?

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