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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

Awesome! Fuck those guys! (And not in the fun “I love you, let’s make our bodies one” kind of way)

Unrelated question - which of those cans of paint smells better? I need a quick fix and I’m all out of crayons.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

The shot is fake!? Are you some kind of crazed conspiracy theorist? Do I need to report you to to the authorities? Officers! Officers! Over here! Arrest this heretic!

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I appreciate them for what they are. They revolutionized the industry, so I’m glad they exist, but I’m not buying any.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

We should ban high-capacity pallets. Nobody should have access to more paving stones than they can carry.

I’m 100% behind common sense landscaping reform. Our founding fathers never expected us to invent the fork truck and give people unlimited strength for moving stones.

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Probably-Pooping 9 points ago +9 / -0

What’s wrong with a Glock?

I mean aside from the fact that they look like ass, the grip angle is terrible, and they are missing a bunch of features. What else is wrong?

It rhymes with cock, so it’s good enough for me.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yeah, duh. I’m a dum dum. I should really lay off the crayons, but they’re so damn tasty.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmm…. That would fix the job issue too. Damn, that’s a really good idea.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am I the only person that wants to suppress a wheel gun? Is that a thing? Never seen any revolver with a threaded barrel. Cowboys have ears too.

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too much. I ran out of room in my safe. I’ll buy another safe next year, assuming I can find a job... Without getting into too many specifics:

I fell back in love with lever guns. Cowboys know how to have fun.

I bought some PCCs and braced pistols because I thought they would get banned.

Shield plus is great so I have “a few” around the house and in vehicles. And shit, I can’t find any mags for the damn things so I just buy more guns when I want more mags.

You can never have enough AR-15s. What if I need to arm my neighbors?

22LR is too much fun for one gun. Or even five.

Suppressors are stupidly addictive and 300BLK is voodoo. Turns out I’m really into that black magic.

Not enough of my guns had threaded barrels, so I needed to fix my diversity and inclusion. You know, to be a better person and protect the hearing of those around me. Definitely not for my own selfish reasons.

And my wishlist is somehow longer now than the start of the year. I might have a problem.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Xir is precious, and beautiful and brave. You have no idea how much courage it takes to shove your frank and beans into a bikini and strut around on stage in front of the whole world.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

My ass and balls are sweaty just thinking about wearing all that shit.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never thought he’d be an AK guy.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lever gats and wheel guns are the tits tho.

I just got the Henry X in .357 and you can’t shoot it without smiling. Only problem is finding .357 ammo in stock.

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

KY intense. Put the warm sensations on the upper, and the cooling gel on the lower.

A few rounds through it and the range starts to smell like a brothel.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

I look at DD and BCM all the time. I even went into my local gun store in August with the cash to buy one. Ended up leaving with three PSAs instead.

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Probably-Pooping 18 points ago +18 / -0

I doubled my gun and ammo collection this year at peak prices and then lost my job because I won’t get the clotshot. I might be a fucktard…

But a heavily armed fucktard, am I right fellas?

Here’s to even dumber shit next year! 🍻

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

They gave you 5000 springs? Da fuq?

Your name is now “SlinkyBoy1681” and I demand you post stupid springy shit (plus feet) from here on out.

No I will not buy any, but I’d love to watch you build a mattress or something.

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Probably-Pooping 10 points ago +10 / -0

She’s doing pretty good, but should change up the stance a bit.

Turn a bit more toward the target, make sure the rifle is in the pocket of your shoulder, drop the chicken wing and lean forward a bit. Also step further away from the cameraman so we can see some toes.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Call me a sissy ladyboy whatever, but this is exactly why I have a manual safety.

I want any feet pics I post to be intact.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck is this? He doesn’t belong here. Hell I bet he even kept his shoes on.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww what a good puppers.

My Shepherd is 12 now - best dog ever. Imma cry like a bitch when she finally kicks the bucket.

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