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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hear Sasquatch is afraid of guns too.

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have not watched the video yet, but yes. Yes they are.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can it give my rifle red hair and tits?

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s the accuracy and comfort that sold me on them.

My double action is long and heavy, but it feels smooth to me. I’m not too picky about triggers though, to be honest.

After that first shot it goes to SA, and I have zero complaints about SA.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, now is NOT the time to buy.

One dealership near me made a big deal to point out they’re not allowed to sell new cars above MSRP.

Want to guess what they did?

All their 2022/2023 vehicles became “dealer transport vehicles” meaning the staff were allowed to drive them personally. Once they had 2,000 miles or so on them they would sell them as “gently used” and mark them up 20% over MSRP.

Rucking Fidiculous

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe I can make it sound cool. Let me try:

  • An APC with sunshades to protect the sensitive eyes of the soldiers within it.

  • An APC with a built in vacuum to handle those “oopsies” and stay clean between ops.

  • An APC that has screens so you can play COD to simulate missions.

  • An APC with an incredibly fuel efficient four-cylinder with tens of horsepower.

  • Maybe a rescue team could use the car seat anchor points to rappel down and retrieve my lifeless body after I jump off a bridge.

Ok that last one might be kinda cool…

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bubba needs to try a CZ.

I know. I used to be Bubba.

I only bought American until I tried a CZ. Shit now half my safe is foreign.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s your fault for drinking Coors.

I can’t help you.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

So I have one cheap-ass Radical AR that I love to abuse. It went 1,500 rounds before it’s first malfunction. And that happened while I was shooting with the gun sideways while under a car. So there’s a good chance I had the ejection port too close to the ground.

I pumped another 500 rounds through it without issue. I bet I could have gotten away with a lot more, but I was out of ammo and the training course was over.

I still haven’t cleaned it. Partly because I’m curious, but mostly because I’m lazy.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn right.

Don’t be mad, Scruff… I have never seen the A Team… Is it worth it? I only know Mr. T from Rocky III.

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Probably-Pooping 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yay for China, I guess?

No, I’m convinced the BATFE is letting them in on purpose. They need full auto guns in the hands of criminals. They love to have a boogyman. This will let them push more laws because the average dipshit doesn’t know the difference between full and semi auto.

“See, we need to ban semi auto pistols. Just look at Chicago.”

Low information suburban white women will eat that shit up.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s depressing as shit that I have to vote to keep my rights. It’s become clear to me over the years that most people are retarded.

And when I say “retarded”, I’m not talking about you beautiful, crayon-eating, hold my beer, look what I can do, WeekendGunnit type retards. That is freedom. The freedom to enjoy a silly break from your daily grind. I know you fine folks are all competent individuals that get shit done in the real world.

Im talking about people with legit mental disabilities. The kind of people you have to help go to the bathroom. The ones that are always drooling. The ones that are addicted to TV, and can’t think for themselves. The ones that need to be kept calm with ice cream, so they don’t say embarrassing things about Cornpop or grope a minor. These people are terrified that they will be publicly outed as incompetent. They go out of their way to do things that look good, but accomplish nothing. It’s all hollow, form over function, bullshit that only makes temporary happy emotions. “Look at me, I did a thing. I’m smart. I’m definitely not retarded. Please don’t look too closely…” Those are the retards pulling the levers of power today.

So I’m sad about the state of the world right now, frens….

As bad as things are now, do you know what makes it worse? I just bought a fucking used minivan... And in this economy I’m paying 9% for the privilege to drive this stinky, piece-of-shit, miniature school bus.

So my important questions for this month are:

What should I do with the damn van?
Can I make it a technical?
Is my life over?
Should I end it all? If so, what is the best caliber for blowing my brains out?

Let me know, frens. ;)

Final note: Please take the time to vote for the least-retarded option on your ballot. It might not help, but it can’t hurt either.

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Probably-Pooping 9 points ago +9 / -0

I asked a couple real-world operators about this. They all said roughly “I clean my guns about as often as I clean the engine of my car.”

They just add oil to maintain smooth operating. They said as long as you don’t it run dry, it should last thousands of rounds between cleanings.

It’s worth noting - They had really, really nice guns.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah man, they only allow rifles from Knight’s Armament.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Take them to an indoor range and argue with the RSO.

“No, No, No. I painted these myself. That way I’d know they’re mine. Honest. Wait, what do you mean ‘never come back’?”

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why have I never thought of this? Now I need to buy an AK for my office.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not gonna lie, I’ve got a bit of a chub from reading that.

Now I understand how the ladies feel when they read their romance novels.

Excuse me while I go draw a bubble bath and light some candles, so I can read this again properly.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF is cuckold simulator? WTF am I looking at here?

Dammit guys, life isn’t hard. Put your VR goggles away, shut your laptops, keep your phone in your pocket and go outside. Find a real woman and fuck her with your penis. I don’t even care if you have to pay for it.

This shit is pathetic. Fuck. Society is doomed, isn’t it?

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new double-stacked subcompacts almost have as much capacity as the full-size now. My little baby gun holds 13+1.

The problem is I can’t hit shit with it. I’ll be lucky to land 2/14. I’m like a damn storm trooper.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.

It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.

They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh. If you aren’t already on a list by now, you’re not living up to your full potential.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, I’ll know you said NOT to do it… But now I’m super curious how many layers of my special “paper mache printer” it would take to make a level IV plate.

Doesn’t Demo Ranch have a PO Box where you can send homemade body armor for Matt to test?

Hmmmm……

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

I should really buy a 3D printer.,,

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