remember to vote this month! If you don't vote, then the democrats don't know how many ballots to stuff so they can win by the narrowest margin by finding only blue votes at 3am.
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It’s depressing as shit that I have to vote to keep my rights. It’s become clear to me over the years that most people are retarded.
And when I say “retarded”, I’m not talking about you beautiful, crayon-eating, hold my beer, look what I can do, WeekendGunnit type retards. That is freedom. The freedom to enjoy a silly break from your daily grind. I know you fine folks are all competent individuals that get shit done in the real world.
Im talking about people with legit mental disabilities. The kind of people you have to help go to the bathroom. The ones that are always drooling. The ones that are addicted to TV, and can’t think for themselves. The ones that need to be kept calm with ice cream, so they don’t say embarrassing things about Cornpop or grope a minor. These people are terrified that they will be publicly outed as incompetent. They go out of their way to do things that look good, but accomplish nothing. It’s all hollow, form over function, bullshit that only makes temporary happy emotions. “Look at me, I did a thing. I’m smart. I’m definitely not retarded. Please don’t look too closely…” Those are the retards pulling the levers of power today.
So I’m sad about the state of the world right now, frens….
As bad as things are now, do you know what makes it worse? I just bought a fucking used minivan... And in this economy I’m paying 9% for the privilege to drive this stinky, piece-of-shit, miniature school bus.
So my important questions for this month are:
What should I do with the damn van?
Can I make it a technical?
Is my life over?
Should I end it all? If so, what is the best caliber for blowing my brains out?
Let me know, frens. ;)
Final note: Please take the time to vote for the least-retarded option on your ballot. It might not help, but it can’t hurt either.
It's the people that look like they know what they're doing that are the real threat.
Your average dildo in sweatpants at china mart is mostly just a farm animal/cas-evac waiting to happen.
It's the motherfuckers that think they know what's best for others that are the real problem. Not the people that want to be left alone.
You're gonna need to do that van like the A team.
Damn right.
Don’t be mad, Scruff… I have never seen the A Team… Is it worth it? I only know Mr. T from Rocky III.
Have you ever wanted to see people use improbable solutions to straightforward tactical problems?
Do you like full auto mini-14s fired at the ground? They're AC556s I think in the full auto variant.
Lol, the mini 14. Some people think it's as good as an AR. Lol.
It's worth a look just because. But then since I'm an old bastard I like stuff like Miami Vice and Magnum PI.
I legit fucking love Miami Vice.
Dude.
Find torrents or go to a secondhand videogame/comic book store and get a vhs player and find tapes or something.
Uncle Ted called those retards "over-socialized"
No, not that Uncle Ted, the crazier one that's now in prison.
I want a van too, but the car market is so fucked and I refuse to play their games. As for the APC conversion make sure to upgrade the suspension and tires to support the additional weight.
Yep, now is NOT the time to buy.
One dealership near me made a big deal to point out they’re not allowed to sell new cars above MSRP.
Want to guess what they did?
All their 2022/2023 vehicles became “dealer transport vehicles” meaning the staff were allowed to drive them personally. Once they had 2,000 miles or so on them they would sell them as “gently used” and mark them up 20% over MSRP.
Rucking Fidiculous
Don't think of it as a van.
Think of it as a discount APC, minus the A.
Unless you give it the killdozer treatment, then it can be an APC. Then just add some firing ports.
Maybe I can make it sound cool. Let me try:
An APC with sunshades to protect the sensitive eyes of the soldiers within it.
An APC with a built in vacuum to handle those “oopsies” and stay clean between ops.
An APC that has screens so you can play COD to simulate missions.
An APC with an incredibly fuel efficient four-cylinder with tens of horsepower.
Maybe a rescue team could use the car seat anchor points to rappel down and retrieve my lifeless body after I jump off a bridge.
Ok that last one might be kinda cool…
I like panel vans myself. So much easier to pile into, no windows so it's not obvious to traffic that you've got a knife to someone's nutsack and are throttling them for Intel, and quick to get out of when you're getting hosed down with a gpmg.
Knife to the nutsack?
Thought we were past those kinds of incivilities. Thought we'd all collectively decided to move on to shock-prod enemas.
Look, I'd just be grilling a satani-pedo about how many tendies are in thier freezer, it's not like I'm trying to find out troop movements or the location of individuals in a chain of command.
I'm not a monster.