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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wise man say, when pray Chinese roulette, always bet on brack.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shows what you know. Kyle is in the bushes outside of spicy biceps house right now. By morning it will be 3.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just make sure to carve 3 notches in the stock.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plus you can light a fart off the muzzle flash

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bullshit. You didn't arbitrarily decide anything. The amount of objective, quantitative evidence that ATF agents let other men fuck their wives is staggering.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now what we have here is a fine example of Alabama black snake, and it ain't no too beau coup!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a 43, but if it eats it's veggies it will grow up to be big and strong and be a 17

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatever happened to her? Life threatening hemorrhoids?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

ATF only fucks doggie style. It's the only thing that makes them shoot.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

"gargle, gargle, slurp, choke, cough, gargle gargle"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plot twist: the dog is a former police k-9, recently adopted from the dog rescue. Officer fluffy orchestrated the whole incident to relive his glory days of suppressing POC everywhere.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn't you!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

In my neck of the woods we have mostly cotton fields and hi points.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

? this guy gets it

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://images.app.goo.gl/bmRENih89Y98Ttqs9

Hours of fun at Christmas. Especially after you figure out you can sneak up on your faggot no-guns brother and shoot him in the ear lobe

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

This brings me much joy. It's been too long

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will just work itself out.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you put the new coversheets on your TPS reports?

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