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Welderzero 2 points ago +2 / -0

A paperclip cut and placed correctly works.

And is much simpler.

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Welderzero 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm in the enviable position of not having to explain my gun or whiskey purchases.

As long as I hold up my end of the household finances I'm good to go.

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Welderzero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not really a wrong answer here, the right answer is the one that's right for you.

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Welderzero 3 points ago +3 / -0

(laughs in 6.8 grendel)

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Welderzero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buffalo Trace.

It's what's for dinner.

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Welderzero 1 point ago +3 / -2

"Arms" and "ordnance" - one of these is not like the other.

The Founders intended that -each- of us carry the loadout of a standard infantry rifleman.

But I'm down with having a radio to call in air.

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Welderzero 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Arms" and "ordnance" - there's a difference.

The Founders meant for each of us to be equipped with the standard loadout of an infantryman.

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Welderzero 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm shooting a lot of .22.

I have a -lot- of .22.

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Welderzero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, as long as you were competent El Jefe would have liked you.

He handed me my e-ticket from his wheelchair at Gunsite back in the day.

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Welderzero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, El Jefe handed my my e-ticket at Gunsite from his wheelchair and I'm drinking Trace - so I'm pretty sure he wouldn't consider you a "dirtbag".

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Welderzero 17 points ago +17 / -0

My ballsack.

You should consider licking it if you don't stop whining.