Haven't you heard? Zombie guns are the latest fear mongering target. 🤡🌎

Those underwear looks too unused. You just wore them for the photo didn't you?

Isn't there a battery connected to the lock that you have to replace from time to time?

Leave a few handheld flares next to a can of lube. You know the fedbois can't help themselves. It'll be like a fag Christmas tree.

Go by boat.

This?

Another repost from patriots.win Forgot OP

From patriots.win posted by u/KuzoKevin

Tweet: https://twitter.com/hodgetwins/status/1617635130033713154

Are bayonet lugs illegal?

Edit: If yes; are duct taping them to the barrel cool?

No stuffed doggo?

If you load your own cartridges you could put asbestos between the powder and the bullet to create an asbestos rainbow, in the correct light.

Showerthought:

I wonder how many people have gotten away with murder these last years because the death certificates said 'died with Covid'? 🤔

IKEA Pungpinan

Ball pain

Link from patriots.win posted by u/blvntbr/

Khaki pants? You're good in my book.

Either that or he'll be called a 'white male'.

There's also the release of Hunter Biden's emails.

A Broomhandle Mauser 2000?

I built a heavy machinegun out of wood dad was saving for some shit. 😁

The target being a pissed off furball with sharp claws gives you a good reason to become a better shot.

Light switches? Don't you have pets, family members or Alarm clocks?

Well, the thing is you don't draw while belt-carrying. First thing you gotta do is to disable any kind of safety. Then when the shit hits the fan you drop down on your side (sliding is optional), distract the threat with the loose shorts view of your pucker hole, while grabbing the gun at it's base and jerking it forwards and back to fire.

Khyber❤Pass

Nice fit for a virgin zap carrier.

I think the G98(?) in the background is using the tree.