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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you're here you're already there.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, tasers came out in an attempt to give cops something else to fuck poor people up with.

They work in some conditions but mostly? They're for funny.

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scruffyusp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Actually yes, the last time i got caught fucking your mom it was pretty touch and go there. Barely made it out in time, which is why you don't have a younger brother, yet.

Capacity made a difference as there was quite a line for her.

And bby, you take this way too seriously for a guy using the name of a dude who literally killed a dude in a duel with a practice sword carved from an oar.

Lighten the fuck up.

Also? Tell your mom to call me.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gotta say, you do get my brand and mission statement like nobody else.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, capacity is a real thing. I've noticed the difference with my 17rd VP9 kitchen sidearm vs my much loved friend the HK45C. 10 onboard vs 17.

Krinks are the hottest AK.

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scruffyusp 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know, you're right. I don't own a revolver and thus don't know.

Always kinda wanted a 4 inch .357 or even .44 cuz of a guy named Jim Cirilo, whom i shall prolly mention in an upcoming best gunnit book review.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ptsd is one of those things that i don't know enough about. I knew a 'nam vet that didn't ever talk about it but had bad dreams and really enjoyed a life way the hell away from war which seemed like a natural response to me. I figure with PTSD there's people that have it and then there's faggots that put up signs saying "no fireworks cuz mah feelings".

I can't claim any of that besides a horrid divorce years ago and having paid $100 for a 15rd USP mag before the clinton cosmetic feature ban expired. (Shudders)

Your relatives sound like badasses that gave you some primo DNA. Mad respect.

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scruffyusp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude! You're so lucky! 4 people like you! I can only dream....

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meant like a traumatic cranial event. Also concussions, fractures of the skull. That kinda thing.

Good stuff man, well and truly. Presenting useful information with humor is glorious art.

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scruffyusp 18 points ago +20 / -2

Hot take, people who hate .45 have limp wrists.

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love the message, agree entirely,

NEEDS GUNS!

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just for fun, i narrated that whole thing in R Lee Ermey's glorious voice in my head. It fit wonderfully.

One question i had? Head injuries. Also deep lacerations such as knife wounds.

Fucking beautiful ranting. I laughed, i cried, i thought about guns.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every press conference i swear i would say something that would piss someone off.

Campaign promise.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hereby apologize for thinking all elected officials are completely shit. This fucking chad of a man is ok with me.

Fucking fuck the nfa.

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all the same if they're legal and got some wiggle in them. Just lube up and thrust.

And fuck reddit. I don't get the people on the donald that are always referring to what some commie faggot did on reddit. Who gives a shit? Fuck those people. Let them argue about fake made up bullshit while we talk home made pizza sauce and small unit tactics.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, i need to get pregnant, barefoot and back in the kitchen.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's funny to fuck with his bullshit memory.

That said, the AR is subjectively better in practically every way.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't want to carry one for miles but aweet fuck battle rifles rule.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Financing a FAL is a major motivator to get published. So are hawt FAL pics.

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