Also anyone have a picture of his wounds?
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That seems like sound advice. I feel like fish antibiotics are the kind of thing you use when you are hiding in a basement from hunter killer drones with thermal vision patrolling during the night.
I need to learn more about bush medicine and also need heavier guns to fight robots. They jack off using 5.56 as lube. I need a 50 bmg obviously.
Fish Ntibiotics are Fallout-level desperation. Though, if you need to soak your junk in a mini whirlpool hot tub full of broad spectrum antimicrobials after a night of raw dogging your way towards repopulating the earth with right-wing propaganda indoctrinated child soldiers, they might just be the ticket.
You mean the truth?
Yes, but if I'm repopulating the world, I'm gonna go for some freaky deeky shit. My progeny will be burning giant effigies of Jesus riding a T-Rex while he wields the same blessed +1 Divine M60 that he used to mow down the zombie Nazis that Muhammed raised from the dead to kick off WW3. Did you know that on the 8th day, God decreed that women were to offer up their assholes to their menfolk as a holy sacrament? Why, you ask? Because blessed Virgin Mary was a big fan of the poophole loophole and was really into anal. Front butt is for procreation, but that back pussy is there for those in between times.