If so, you’re in luck! Our newest president Joe Biden (don’t worry we’re almost done counting votes - Joes going to get 90 million!) wants to undo an Act Of Congress that prevents gun manufactures from dealing with frivolous lawsuits. On What grounds do you need to sue a gun company? Absolutely nothing if this flies! So buy a .22 and find a nice spot with no major arteries! You’re going to be rich!
But make sure you file your lawsuit fast - those gun companies won’t have enough money to pay all the settlements you autists will win!
Oh, and make sure to take into consideration lawyer fees and the 30% - 50% of the settlement money your friendly neighborhood lawyer takes. What a swell guy, at least he doesn’t take 80%!
Whenever you have a buncha gun nuts, you're gonna get some white supremacists in there. It's like rat feces and fast food. Always gonna be some.
Personally, i don't like anyone very much regardless of melanin in their skin.
I like you, Uncle. Now let’s go breathe spray paint out of bags while we shoot guns and talk about how Communism is a mental illness.
Cerulean blue is a warrior's color. Has a piquancy that other colors lack.
There's a Macdonald's where chairman mao did his shit. Seriously. Even communists know that shit failed.
I prefer the matte stuff myself. That glossy nonsense is just too harsh in the aromatics and doesn’t pair well with my plastic jug of R&R.
I think we should organize a book club park day where we all read the Communist Manifesto and yell ‘oh bullshit’ out loud. I think maybe at the next demuhkratic soshullisms rally would work.
If you're not getting rowdy on dirt cheap gold paint from Wal-Mart, you're wasting your money. You jaspers are out here sipping Louis XIII and I'm just getting down with some gutter punch I brewed up in the bowl of a discarded toilet that I clogged up with socks and stuffed behind a dumpster.
I just wanna huff until my face melts into the paper sack and Beezelbub sucks my asshole so hard that he gags on my tongue.