The rules are simple: we pair bourbons (american made, white oak, fresh bbl) to gats that most closely resemble them in terms of taste and aesthetic. u/ScruffyUSP will have the final say on gud or fgt pairing
I’ll go first: Tin Cup and Glock
It’s a little esoteric but you see it everywhere. Tastes reasonably smooth enough to appeal to a wide range of palettes but also gets the job done. Wouldn’t be surprised to run across either in most bars or back alleys. Reasonably priced.
Kentucky Deluxe and a cast zinc starter pistol.
I like booze so your pairing is ok on that, the zinc starter pistol is not technically a firearm so while that is minor disqualification i'm going to allow it due to the idea that being too drunk not to notice it wasn't a real gun is in keeping with the spirit of this competition.
You're also making steady eye contact and you keep doing that knife speed hand thing from "Aliens". You've hit your hand a few times and don't even notice. That's a winner in my book.
Fair and unbaised judging
I must contest "technically not a firearm".
The only strict technical definitions of firearm that would exclude such a tool are those provided to us by the steppers. These have no place in polite society.
In any common parlance, outside that found in infringements, it is very obviously a highly specialized firearm.