Flank steak, thinly sliced, seared and tossed with onions, peppers, and garlic. Sprinkle some crayon bits and brasso for extra gud flavers.

Now you’ll want to get a nice hoagie roll and massacre it with a kabar. Pretends it’s Commie secret police coming with their soft hands to whinge and beg that you give al your property to the state because they’re scared. You won’t have to smell them shutting their pants unless you do it optionally you add to the experience. Open the bread longways, leaving a hinge, and lay it on some oil to toast.

Toss some cheese to melt on top of your glorious meat pepper medley and then throw the whole methbang into the roll. Salt and pepper over top. Eat it without napkins, naked, in your battle belt. Grease can be used to oil your guns.