Obviously you should comply with the nice officers and do all the things the law demands and then say "thank you for stepping kind sir".
If you insist on booging alone to achieve meme immortally, though, "pedo level performance" for a raid has now been set at a score of 2 glowies + 3 partials. In freaking Broward County.
Just saying.
I mean even benign things can double as self defense measures. i store my completely full propane grill on my front porch in clear sight from my window. My paving stones are deliberately uneven. My dogs are rewarded with treats for barking at all passerby.