I really liked the mp15 sport but I’m down for anything. I do want a front handle and 14.5 barrel but don’t want to spend over 1200 total. I’ve never done this. Thanks.
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Should I bring a judge in the inside pocket of my leather jacket, or a saturday night special shoulder holstered underneath a tasteful blazer?
While a wheely gat under your blazer is undeniably classy; this occasion calls more for a glawk fouwty haphazardly secured by your elastic waistband.
Step one: grab gat
Step two: point at head
Step three: put booger finger on bang switch
Step four: pull bang switch
What brand should I get for each?
Get a 16 inch mid length gas system upper with a 1/7 barrel twist. Get M-lok on the rail or we will make fun of you. If you get picatinny quad rails you will be awesomeness incarnate with a heavy rifle.
It doesn't matter much what kind of lower you get. Just get one, fully assembled is even easier if you don't eat/sleep/breath guns like us mighty autists.
For pistols? There are so many good options. I just put a trijicon on my HK VP9 last night. The glock 17 is a great choice too, just not as sexy. You can't go too far wrong with most guns these days. They're all pretty good though HK and i have been having unprotected sex for years.
Buy a fuck ton of mags and ammo and make sure you get a good optic. If you need more recommendations just holler.
Uncle Scruffy
I want best velocity and accuracy and reliability without compromising close quarter movement, under 1200. I would eventually like to upgrade to sights, light, possibly laser. I will definitely not disappoint on rail. Thanks friend
I have a 14.5 with a fixed flash hider and honestly it isn't worth it. I would have been better off with a 16 and then i could change muzzle devices or put a can on it.
You're quite welcome. It's hard to go wrong with a PSA ar15 for whatever you need. There are nicer, more expensive guns out there but improvements are incremental.
Guns and America forever!
GunJoker.
I'll sell you a fucked SKS in a Tapco stock for $1050. No low-balls, I know what I got it was definitely used in WW2 and also the Sino-Japanese war.
Please confirm that it single handedly sunk at least two ships in the Russo-Japanese war. I'll give you 1049.99 for it if so.
I have handwritten paperwork on a napkin that says that is true. But since you reminded me it is now going for $1059.99
Is this .win for alcoholism?
No sir. This is the win for adult autism.
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would have been better if rifle fell from tree and hit him in the face
Buy an M&P sport and saw down the barrel to 14 inches and weld a full can of Campbell’s soup to the end of the barrel as a homemade suppressor (no ATF approval required)
Only do the above steps in a private Minecraft server
Hit your dick with a hammer.
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