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What the fuck is the jury doing that is taking so long?

posted 3 years ago by Geralt_of_Rivia1 3 years ago by Geralt_of_Rivia1 +19 / -1

I want floppies to slot, dammit

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– scruffyusp 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

Honestly I want to see a real live reenactment of the bank robbery scene from "Heat" where the jurors and judge come out in a unanimous not guilty and the boom and pop of SBR 5.56 is heard as they convoy up and fade out.

Damn I love that movie. They used the production audio for that scene because it sounded so good. Loved how there was always one guy in the crew that used a battle rifle.

What was I talking about again? Where's my pants?

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– Reikovsky 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

It's okay uncle, you were just telling us one of your vietnam stories. Should I mix you another Highball?

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– scruffyusp 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

You're a hell of a nephew. Here's some SR25 mags to load up and a plate of roast beef.

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– Reikovsky 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Damn it uncle, now I have to abide by the rules and buy a SR25.

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– scruffyusp 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Lots of things take SR25 mags.

And you needed a .308 anyway. Everyone does. It's the .45 of the rifle world. It has an aura of freedom around it that is tangible.

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