they offered you a choice,
"join us, get 200K a year, full benefits, indemnification, pretty much complete immunity from prosecution, AND your federal law enforcement officer so your NFA exempt, and your gonna be doing ALOT of red flag laws and no knock warrants, so if your gonna be a criminal, your going to be one for us."
OR
go to prison the rest of your life,
OR
get two in the back of the head and a shallow grave
what would you take?
I take the job, then I tell them I identify both as black and a woman.
No one comments on the shoe polish on my face and my pretty, pretty pink sundress.
As a diversity hire I am promoted. I quietly start running the entire agency in short time.
We stop enforcing the nfa and import ban.
Suddenly, atf vans show up at parties to distribute full auto sears and alcohol.
The atf goes from laughing stock and tyrants to the most requested party catering company in the US.
No dogs are harmed.
Genius.