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posted ago by Win_user_654321 ago by Win_user_654321 +11 / -0

remember remember the 21st night of September? It was a dark and stormy evening. The earth was on fire and the wind was gusting. our souls were singing as we danced in that night. NVG, plate carriers, and glocks; feet, ammo, and cocks. Tendies, bobs, and vagene: hoppes, CLP, and fireclean.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zap carry retention

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

I spend a lot more time practicing my draw stroke now that I’m pulling from my prison pocket. Mmmm. It feels so nice.

Next step is to work on my kegel strength. I’ve already got where I can wiggle the slide with my prostate. I’m hoping I’ll be able to chamber a round with a bit more practice.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't try too hard.

Or else you'll give yourself a prolapsed anus and a new... Not an anus.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds an awful lot like kink shaming…

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potentially...

But then again, afterwards you'd have the capacity to carry a backup NAA derringer.

Just do us all a favor and never sell it after using it in such a way.