I’ll pay $1 to the first person that loads candy corn into a .40 short and weak and videos themselves firing it.
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It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.
It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.
They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.
Amateur.
If your not carrying around a 12 gauge shorty shotty are you even carrying?
Give em a bulge they can stare at.
Not gonna lie, I’ve got a bit of a chub from reading that.
Now I understand how the ladies feel when they read their romance novels.
Excuse me while I go draw a bubble bath and light some candles, so I can read this again properly.
Used to go from compact (15 rnd min) in fall and winter to subcompact (7 to 9 rnd) in summer for tshirts. But instead just switched to old fat man Tommy Bahama shirts and the like.
The new double-stacked subcompacts almost have as much capacity as the full-size now. My little baby gun holds 13+1.
The problem is I can’t hit shit with it. I’ll be lucky to land 2/14. I’m like a damn storm trooper.
Yep. That's real. But we're still most likely to be within arms length of any terry we need to blast upon.
I carry the same all year regardless but some folks carry bigger in the winter. Personal preference I guess