I’ll pay $1 to the first person that loads candy corn into a .40 short and weak and videos themselves firing it.
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Now that the seasons are changing, do you switch your carry piece to something larger? Or do you stick with one size (compact?) all year long?
It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.
It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.
They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.
Amateur.
If your not carrying around a 12 gauge shorty shotty are you even carrying?
Give em a bulge they can stare at.
Not gonna lie, I’ve got a bit of a chub from reading that.
Now I understand how the ladies feel when they read their romance novels.
Excuse me while I go draw a bubble bath and light some candles, so I can read this again properly.
Used to go from compact (15 rnd min) in fall and winter to subcompact (7 to 9 rnd) in summer for tshirts. But instead just switched to old fat man Tommy Bahama shirts and the like.
The new double-stacked subcompacts almost have as much capacity as the full-size now. My little baby gun holds 13+1.
The problem is I can’t hit shit with it. I’ll be lucky to land 2/14. I’m like a damn storm trooper.
Yep. That's real. But we're still most likely to be within arms length of any terry we need to blast upon.
I carry the same all year regardless but some folks carry bigger in the winter. Personal preference I guess