I’ll pay $1 to the first person that loads candy corn into a .40 short and weak and videos themselves firing it.
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It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.
It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.
They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.
Amateur.
If your not carrying around a 12 gauge shorty shotty are you even carrying?
Give em a bulge they can stare at.
Not gonna lie, I’ve got a bit of a chub from reading that.
Now I understand how the ladies feel when they read their romance novels.
Excuse me while I go draw a bubble bath and light some candles, so I can read this again properly.