Because if you jam your surrogate phallus down your pants, you won't have a pp anymore.
Argue for why you carry the way you do. I'll start.
I use the 5-11 Select fanny pack because the only pistol I have is a full-size Glock 22, which would make me look super happy to see everyone if I put it in my waistband.
How fast can you draw?
Depends on if I’m using crayons or colored pencils. Crayons are too damn tasty to hold for long.
The idea is you got that thang in your haand because in a high stress scenario, your butthole clenches making it difficult to draw. However there is a positive tradeoff as it automatically increases the retention capability if an attacker tries to disarm you.