Because if you jam your surrogate phallus down your pants, you won't have a pp anymore.
Argue for why you carry the way you do. I'll start.
I use the 5-11 Select fanny pack because the only pistol I have is a full-size Glock 22, which would make me look super happy to see everyone if I put it in my waistband.
Zap carry is best carry. Prison pockets for the win.
How fast can you draw?
Depends on if I’m using crayons or colored pencils. Crayons are too damn tasty to hold for long.