Woke up and realized I hadn't had any meatloaf in forever and a day. Time to fix that!

1. 1lb of ground beef, use low fat and lean. I used some good old grass fed Iowa stuff. Mix it with a cup of bread crumbs, 1 egg and 1 small onion finely chopped. Now let's add ketchup, some Worcestershire sauce, plenty of salt and pepper. Really spice the shit out of it.
2. Don't get ground beef in your urethra or AR chamber. Don't ask me how I know.
3. Mix that up in about a football shape. You're looking for a moist yet firm consistency to stand up.
4. Take some small potatoes and cut them in half. Cover the bottom of a baking pan in olive oil. Use a shit ton of parmesan cheese as well. Put the potatoes in there and cover them in some more oil just lightly. A good cooking spray works great.
5. .308 battle rifles need to come back.
6. Put both in the oven at 400 degrees. About 20 minutes in cover the meatloaf in the following mix. 3/4 cup ketchup, a big damn dollop of bbq sauce and a huge fucking squirt of sriracha. Mix it and cover that loaf bukkake style.
7. Loaf is about 50 minutes and the potatoes are 45 min.

As always, if you love America and guns uncle Scruffy loves you, if you don't than go get aids from a clown you fuck.

Uncle Scruffy