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HKgoneWild 8 points ago +9 / -1

Get back to doing mag dumps and eating tendies ASAP.

You'll be back to your laying before you know it. In the meantime better stay strapped in case a mouse sees your honey mustard and decides he wants it.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Data unclear.

New level IV cardboard plates don't fit in plate carrier. Please advise.

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HKgoneWild 9 points ago +9 / -0

This year today, Kazakhstan is being more 'merican than 'merica.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Build Bulldozers...

And don't neglect buying your bean and bandaids.

🅱️e 🅱️ig 🅱️rain

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is mastering the ululating noise a prereq for that type of carry?

And what is the conceal carry version of this? A zap carry grenade and some fishing line? Or an antitank mine and a sledge hammer?

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder if you'd be able to get a discounted one in The Ukraine?

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HKgoneWild 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck em. How long after the economy and the dollar collapsing do you think it will be before the country follows? Whether what's left of the constitution is finally tossed aside or our glorious "leaders" flee?

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Semi-auto single shot dildo launcher.

Remove the trigger guard and it could be a meths best vibratory freind...

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

It has nra on it.

Don't be that cruel to the steel. It's innocent. It cannot help that some ass mistreated it and made it into a monster.

The best we can do is put it out of it's misery, and have it reforged into something worth the steel. And civilian owned full auto preferably.

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

If someone is suffering with dwarfism, then would a micro-uzi be a regular Uzi to them?

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

M240 + 2x100 rnd belts.

Find a way.

If you're a big chungus, then an M2 HB and a 100 rnd belt + fanny pack with tendies.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now just waiting to see this sticking out of a 12 ga hollow point.

Checkmate fudd. Got your stopping power right here with bonus war crimes.

Even better-er when slam fired from an 1897 with a bayonet on the end.

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

More effective than a 22 hollow point filled with rat poison? But not as effective as ruskie polonium pellets?

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

All good. He has a Beano bottle holding his ammo.

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HKgoneWild 11 points ago +11 / -0

Romanian dong + chili bean can = chili dong.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought that was a given in this forum.

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HKgoneWild 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get it and test on local pedos.

Let us know the results.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

Hope you got all the tendies, ammo, and triggers that your tacktisticular fanny packs and zap holsters can fit.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't eat the cosmoline.

At least put some grated red and green crayons on it first. Make a meal out of it.

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pawns in the game of great clownery?

Gotta wonder if this is how the Romans felt in Italy during the fall of the western empire. Anyone know any good reading?

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damnit that's what I came here to say.

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need this store near me.

Someone make it happen.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does that guy know what community this is?

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