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NadlerShartWaddle 5 points ago +5 / -0

In theory, like just theoretically, if I lost a 50 BMG incendiary round in my friend's ass, how could it be removed without a doctor and what tool cannot possibly poke the primer?

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NadlerShartWaddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I support the second amendment but... I don't think it goes far enough in protecting our rights.

I'm standing by the window for that toss.

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NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what they have in the lockers at Quantico now? Just where do our tax dollars go?

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NadlerShartWaddle 3 points ago +3 / -0

go fuck yourselves or something

At least part of that rant made sense, but I'm confused how to go about it as my pecker doesn't reach my asshole. It might be long enough hard, but then it's not flexible enough. I need some help here.

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NadlerShartWaddle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear that works well as a balm for itchy nuts. Try smoking a cigar while applying for maximum relief.

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NadlerShartWaddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just modified a tranquilizer gun to distribute narcan.

Standing back, and standing by.

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NadlerShartWaddle 12 points ago +12 / -0

In how many different ways is a tax stamp as a perquisite to owning a firearm or accessory unconstitutional?

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NadlerShartWaddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

If I understand correctly, a brace is only ok now so long as it has a fleshlight strapped in and you have enough T to maintain a horizontal barrel with no hands?

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NadlerShartWaddle 3 points ago +3 / -0

So if I ignore getting fit and maintain enough fatbody, that will stop any punctures and lacerations from being annoying enough to need to know how to fix them yes?

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NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm good at giving advice not taking it. The crazier the better according to muh dick.

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NadlerShartWaddle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last I remember someone posted a date for a trial or something months ago. No clue.

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NadlerShartWaddle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure. Glad to see you made it here.

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NadlerShartWaddle 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just posted ten free autosears on Craigslist. When they come to find me I'll tell them I was running a honeypot to help catch patriots terrorists. With that attitude and this gut, I got this.

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NadlerShartWaddle 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is there any way to outsource the physical bits to some Mexicans or Chinese or something?

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NadlerShartWaddle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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NadlerShartWaddle 12 points ago +12 / -0

don't fall for traps

What if he really really looks like a girl from behind?

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NadlerShartWaddle 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nothing about guillotines, stockades, or gallows?

7/10

by Tatanka
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NadlerShartWaddle 4 points ago +5 / -1

Trade it in on a 1911