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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shhh, don’t rat yourself out, fren. I didn’t see it over there.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some of us never left…

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Merry Christmas to you too! As we ring in 2025, I look forward to auditing your taxes and needlessly delaying any form 4’s you may file!

/s kidding fren. I could never be a stepper. I hope you get all the boomsticks your heart desires.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump will be back in January. We’re on a kick-ass path with the pendulum swinging back towards having fun again.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should assemble it. It’s no good without the ‘splodey bits.

I’d also recommend a paint job. I like orange, with blonde highlights, and blazer-blue furniture.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, they can push up their glasses, tighten their manbuns, and criticize this all day long, but they wouldn’t stand in front of it…

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clandestine is such a cool word. I have zero idea what it means, but I dig the way it sounds.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Titties on Monday, and toes every other day. Oh, and guns. I almost forgot about the guns.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too am deeplydisturbed1 by the content I see on this website. How do I reach the manager? This is shameful and bad for the youths. Should I call my local congresscritter?

Somebody needs to do something! I’m offended, but I can’t click away!

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

That digital camo pattern gives off some Minecraft vibes. I bet it hides really well in the toy aisle at Target.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

You come to a den of shit-posters and ask real questions on a 1 year old post? Interesting plan…

In terms of your question -

  1. I didn’t read all that, but gun laws are an infringement on your god given rights.

  2. Optics don’t go “pew pew”, so the US doesn’t regulate them.

  3. You could almost certainly get it on the plane leaving the US without anyone caring. How closely will Armenia check when you’re back home?

  4. Grow some balls and just do it.

  5. I’m a random stranger on the internet. Listen to me at your own risk. IDGAF.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only zombies roam this board. Bunch of brain dead monsters the lot of us.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you kink-shaming me!?

Listen mofo, I didn’t do two tours and risk my ass for you to tell me what I can and cannot do with that ass now that I’m home. I didn’t.

No, like I literally didn’t. Nevertheless you should still feel bad about your harmful internet comments.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where’s the guy 3D printing buttplug base plates for Glock mags?

Sometimes to feel extra safe, you need a spare clipazine in your caboose.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

For a brief moment, I thought I had posted this.

We’re like twins.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed. I poop pistols. That bulge in my pants isn’t flesh. Instead it’s steel and lead.

I’m at a 9mm right now. Slowly building up to concealing a 50AE. Wish me luck.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based baby. Got to start them young.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bodyguard? Man up and go for a full-frame pistol. You can do it. I believe in you.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake post. You cannot take a topless selfie with a gas mask, skirt and wheel gun and somehow not have a raging erection.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends on if I’m using crayons or colored pencils. Crayons are too damn tasty to hold for long.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zap carry is best carry. Prison pockets for the win.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fill it with sex toys. The more absurd the better.

Make it so that when they do open the safe they will wish they had not.

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