Trump will be back in January. We’re on a kick-ass path with the pendulum swinging back towards having fun again.

You should assemble it. It’s no good without the ‘splodey bits.

I’d also recommend a paint job. I like orange, with blonde highlights, and blazer-blue furniture.

Yep, they can push up their glasses, tighten their manbuns, and criticize this all day long, but they wouldn’t stand in front of it…

Clandestine is such a cool word. I have zero idea what it means, but I dig the way it sounds.

Titties on Monday, and toes every other day. Oh, and guns. I almost forgot about the guns.

I too am deeplydisturbed1 by the content I see on this website. How do I reach the manager? This is shameful and bad for the youths. Should I call my local congresscritter?

Somebody needs to do something! I’m offended, but I can’t click away!

That digital camo pattern gives off some Minecraft vibes. I bet it hides really well in the toy aisle at Target.

You come to a den of shit-posters and ask real questions on a 1 year old post? Interesting plan…

In terms of your question -

1. I didn’t read all that, but gun laws are an infringement on your god given rights.

2. Optics don’t go “pew pew”, so the US doesn’t regulate them.

3. You could almost certainly get it on the plane leaving the US without anyone caring. How closely will Armenia check when you’re back home?

4. Grow some balls and just do it.

5. I’m a random stranger on the internet. Listen to me at your own risk. IDGAF.

Only zombies roam this board. Bunch of brain dead monsters the lot of us.

Are you kink-shaming me!?

Listen mofo, I didn’t do two tours and risk my ass for you to tell me what I can and cannot do with that ass now that I’m home. I didn’t.

No, like I literally didn’t. Nevertheless you should still feel bad about your harmful internet comments.

Luger? Sweet

Where’s the guy 3D printing buttplug base plates for Glock mags?

Sometimes to feel extra safe, you need a spare clipazine in your caboose.

Everything about this is perfect.

For a brief moment, I thought I had posted this.

We’re like twins.

Indeed. I poop pistols. That bulge in my pants isn’t flesh. Instead it’s steel and lead.

I’m at a 9mm right now. Slowly building up to concealing a 50AE. Wish me luck.

Based baby. Got to start them young.

Bodyguard? Man up and go for a full-frame pistol. You can do it. I believe in you.

Fake post. You cannot take a topless selfie with a gas mask, skirt and wheel gun and somehow not have a raging erection.

Depends on if I’m using crayons or colored pencils. Crayons are too damn tasty to hold for long.

Zap carry is best carry. Prison pockets for the win.

Fill it with sex toys. The more absurd the better.

Make it so that when they do open the safe they will wish they had not.

I could get behind that. I miss this place.

Sigs and Glocks both suck.

Sigs feel nice, but they’ll shoot your dick off. I like my dick, I want to keep my dick.

Glocks are safe and effective (for real though), but they feel like ass. Like a wildly hairy gay man’s ass. I want no part of that.

CZs are where it’s at. They’re like those fine Eastern European smoke shows you see walking down the Victoria Secret runway in the 90s. They’re just expensive (worth it).

Walthers are cool, like James Bond. Chicks dig James Bond.

Smith and Wessons are like that sweet, busty American farm girl. She will suck you off and then bake you a pie. Truly the perfect package.

Rugers are like an older farm mom. She might not be as fun and adventurous as S&W, but damn she’s reliable and awesome.

Springfield simply doesn’t exist in my world.

Imagine if Hunter Biden wasn’t the president’s son and had to actually work for a living. He’d probably run an operation like Kel-Tec. Don’t do drugs kids.

I’m too poor to afford HK, so fuck em.

I’m too poor for FN, so fuck em.

I’m not poor enough to buy Taurus or Hi-Point, so fuck them too.

If I missed any, well then they’re not important enough to matter (cough Canik).

Mmm, I see you’re a fellow man of great tastes.

I too hate commies and carry an M&P.

It’s not fat, it’s a sign of prosperity.

Look at me ladies. I can still afford a lot of food even in this economy.